Sassy Pants's reviews

Felt compelled to expand on recent encounter with this amazing lady.
Sharing time with this extraordinary woman is like a child awakening on Christmas morning, seeing all the magically enchanted gifts that
lay before you, beconing you to come and delight in their magnificence!
Sassy is truly a special lady, entering, we had nothing in common, two minutes later, we were as though we had known each other all our lives.
A word of caution, when you leave this ladies arms, you will have surrendered your heart, you will forever long for more.

Was treated to the most fantastic experience with Sassy, the adorning superlatives are endless, and once your with her, you wish the night was as well.
A beautiful woman, a more beautiful person, an unbelievable lover!!!

If you want a wonderful party with a fantastic lady make an appointment with Sassy. She is all she says in her profile and more. Easy to talk with, sensual, down-to-earth, too many superlatives to list in reviewing a party with Sassy. Nearly a dozen parties with Sassy and I definitely want more, and more!!

As a man who came to Sheri's as a virgin, it was pretty nerve racking being there for the first time. Sassy very quickly made me feel welcome. She has a wonderful personality and of course she is gorgeous! Her pictures, while lovely, don't even come close to doing her justice.
As wonderful of a person as Sassy is, she's even better in bed! She was very open to everything that I wanted to try. If you happen to have a foot fetish, I cannot recommend Sassy enough! She has incredibly shapely, high-arched feet and she takes very good care of them.
My only wish is that I could've had more time with Sassy, but the time I spent with her was definitely an unforgettable experience. I was dizzy by the time we were finished! Thanks for a great time Sassy!

Amazingly wonderful time. So good in fact that I'm going to see her for an overnight tomorrow. Sorry guys can't help myself with such a wonderful woman.

Two more great parties with gorgeous, vivacious Sassy. A great cowgirl !! Wonderful to talk with. Sadly the parties seem to be over way too soon.

Sassy, tall with slim narrow waist + beautiful face holding captivating eyes that laugh with her happy moods. Incredible handful supple natural breasts that shake when she moves or laughs. Sassy is an absolute delight to talk to & share time with in tub or on bed. Thank you Sassy for great time!

Being that I was a first time patron, I was very thankful that Sassy was very professional and accommodating to a noob.

Her pictures do not do her justice, she is much more beautiful in person. Sassy's eyes are intoxicating, again the pictures do not do her eyes justice either, her eyes are much softer and gentler than they seem in the pictures.

Overall m first time experience was great, and I learned what will make my next visit even better. Thanks Sassy!

I recently had the most wonderful party with Sassy. She was able to take me from
my normal dark and foreboding place and elevate my spirits to heights I have seldom
know before. During our party she was kind and thoughtful, a great person to talk with.

If you want a fun party that you will remember for a long time check with Sassy.
Many reviews have extolled her virtues as a great courtesan and beautiful lady, I can
repeat them and add more but I don't want her to get a swelled ego. Luv ya Sassy!!!

This review is way overdue. My husband and I partied with Sassy a couple of months ago, and the experience, as well as Sassy herself, is unforgettable. Sassy made us both feel at ease and safe to be ourselves. She's smart, funny, beautiful, and kind. It was a privilege to spend time with her. I highly recommend booking time with her, and if you do, treat her like the special gift she is, and be grateful to be with her! We certainly are! Thanks, Sassy! xoxoxo

Sassy pants really is sassy! Oh man, what a time I had! Her ass made my long cock feel like it was in heaven when she was bouncing up and down that fat ass riding cowgirl which I must say is my favorite position. I guarantee you will have a jolly time with this gorgeous lady. It's like I had anal sex with a porn star.

An excellent choice for anyone to choose, even a first timer. With it being my first time I was nervous but that wasn't an issue with her, and before we knew it, we lost track of talk just talking to each other and enjoying ourselves. An incredibly nice and charming person in and out of bed as well. Don't worry if you're a virgin because she will handle you well and treat you amazingly well. With such a gorgeous body it will easily captivate you then she'll make you feel wonderful for the entire time. Any time spent with Sassy will make it an event that is unforgettable, I highly recommend her because she has no negatives to worry about.

I had the pleasure of partying with sassy. This was not only my first time visiting, but my first time overall. I was quite nervous, but she knew how to make me feel comfortable and relaxed. She greets you with a great smile, and a personality that can just keep you talking. Great time 5 stars, I cannot wait to visit again.

And to Sassy, Thank you!

Sassy was my first sexual experience at sherri's and let me tell you I was so nerve racked I could barely hold a glass. However after a nice long conversation Sassy here calmed me right down, she was a wonderful introduction for me. Her skin is incredibly soft, her hands know exactly where to go, her ass is a 10 and her breasts....well lets just say they are on a level with Aphrodite. I recommend her if it's your first time and need to be calmed down a bit , she knows how to calm your nerves but get your heart racing minutes later.

As you're reading this... I'll assume you have been reading the reviews of many of the wonderful ladies at Sheri's. I am, without a doubt, partial to Sassy Pants. I have had the pleasure of partying with Sassy four times in the last four months! She has been at Sheri's for a relatively short time, but if you look at all of her reviews, you will see that she has already established a number of repeat clients. What that tells me... which I already knew... is if you make the decision to visit Sheri's Ranch... you need to spend time with Sassy! You will have a memorable experience that will bring you back for more!!

I will continue to visit Sassy and I will continue to write reviews, but believe me when I say there are no words that can describe the true and complete pleasure of spending time with this amazing woman!! You will look into her eyes and just get lost in her beauty. You will see her smile... hear her laugh and you'll find you can't stop smiling. Sassy says it herself in her profile and I am here to tell you it is ABSOLUTELY true... its not just about the sex with Sassy... she will connect with you on a much deeper level! She definitely has captured a piece of my heart and I am better person for walking into her life! Do yourself a favor... visit Sheri's Ranch and spend time with the beautiful and amazing Sassy!!

Sassy... we are past simple words. Hopefully my actions express how much you truly mean to me!

My apologies to Miss Sassy... I've had the incredible pleasure of partying with her twice since leaving my last review. This review is long overdue!!

Ladies and gentlemen... I know no other way to say it... if you treat yourself to the experience of Sheri's Ranch... you need to truly treat yourself by partying with Sassy Pants!! I'm not sure what else I can say that I haven't already said other than she has an inner beauty that equals her outer beauty. She is such a kind, caring and giving soul. And let's not forget she is TOTALLY FUN!! I'm telling you... she is one of a kind and will make an impression that lasts your lifetime!! Every experience has been more fun and pleasurable than the previous.

The one activity I will share that you should seriously consider with Sassy is a Nuru massage. We shared that experience when I visited her in March and again a couple of weeks ago... it was that much fun!! To be covered in warm seaweed gel and have her amazing naked body massaging yours... there aren't words to describe it. I've never laughed so much and been so aroused at the same time!! I don't know a better way to describe it. She made it an awesome experience!!

I ask myself everyday what I did to deserve having someone as special as Sassy touch my life like she has. You owe it to yourself... experience the true pleasure of spending time with Sassy Pants!

Sassy... you are truly a wonderful and beautiful person!!

PERFECTION is only seen by few and cherished by less, but if you have the distinct pleasure to spend time with Sassy Pants, you have reached a plateau very seldom graced by the five senses.

Sassy is a lady that makes you wish time itself would stand still. Her charm, wit, social grace, and personality are NEXT LEVEL, rarely experienced but often sought after. These traits coupled with her smoking hot body, exuberance to entertain, and her movie star attractiveness is a recipe, no, the template, for what sexy is all about.

I mentioned in a previous review that Sassy is the total package. That is true but I now realize that in this case, Sassy takes "total package" to an entirely different level. Truly an exceptional young lady with a heart of gold, spectacular demeanor, and as sexy as the Mona Lisa. Yes, very fine art.

Well, 5 stars is not enough. If you multiply those 5 stars by 10, then you're getting close to Sassy Pants (SP) perfection.

OUTSTANDING in every way. Silky smooth skin, eyes you get lost in, a smile as bright as sunshine, an astute conversationalist, and a personality that draws you in and makes you never want to leave. Yes, she is the total package.

They say time flys when you're having fun, well with SP, you're in a time machine being spirited to your final destination at warp speed. I -hit you not, on a scale from 1 to 10, she is by far a 20.

So much more could be said but if I were you, I would make serious plans to see this most exhilarating and gorgeous young lady, as soon as humanly possible.

This weekend was my first time at Sheri's and, well, also my first time. I emailed Sassy after looking at her profile and had a great time getting to know her through our email correspondence. When it was finally time to visit the ranch, I was greeted by a very friendly hostess and went on a tour with Sassy of the Ranch.
After the tour, Sassy and I entered her room to discuss what I wanted to get out of the party and Sassy made a couple suggestion which I thought were really great. Turned it all into a wonderful learning experience for me.
Sassy has great communication skills, she gave me a lot of great advice throughout the party, and I felt comfortable telling her what I liked. During breaks we got to know each other better. We talked about TV shows we liked, video games, her cute tattoos, and life at the Ranch.
I'm rating my experience five stars, definitely an experience I won't forget.

How do you put into words an experience that can't truly be described? I had the very believable pleasure to party... and more importantly, get to know the very enchanting and beautiful Sassy Pants. Sassy is a remarkable woman on so many levels. Her inner beauty is as striking and captivating as her outer beauty. She is a strong woman that knows what she wants... which is incredibly sexy!! She has an incredibly HUGE heart... preferring to give rather than receive... which is incredibly endearing. Sassy possesses a sense of humor (and geekiness) that will totally captivate you. If you make the ultimate decision to visit Sheri's Ranch, then you need to do yourself a favor and party with Sassy!

I dropped Sassy a note as the website recommends and she responded the next day. From the beginning, she made me feel completely at ease. Being a “brothel newbie”, I decided scheduling an appointment would be less daunting than a lineup or mingling with the ladies at the bar. Truth be told, when I saw Sassy and read her profile on the website, I knew I wanted to meet her. We met on 12/13/14... now a day I will never forget for a couple of reasons!! I knew going in that I wanted to spend some time getting to know Sassy. As she says in her write-up and I agree completely with, its not just about the sex. We talked in the bar for a little while... she is so easy and fun to talk to... and then she took me on a quick tour of the ranch and described some of the options we had with respect to partying. We headed to her room to negotiate.

There was no pressure whatsoever from Sassy. She kept it very light and playful and just asked me what I wanted. I told her that I wanted to spend some quality time with her and that I was hoping she would enjoy this experience as much as me. We ended up having a Roman bungalow party (for future reference, Sassy's favorite bungalow is the 60's themed one). I wasn't nervous, but was unsure of myself and took things slow.

True to her profile, we definitely connected on a deeper level... enough so that I extended our party. Sassy is very generous with her time and never watched the clock or worried about what time it was. We truly shared our experience... to the point that near its completion... Sassy was comfortable laying next to me talking and laughing as I rubbed her body... like we had known each other forever.

This may be her job, how she earns her living, but there was NEVER a time that Sassy allowed me to feel that this was anything less than the wonderful experience it was. You can't put a price tag on that feeling!!

Sassy... you are truly a wonderful and beautiful person!

I had a great time with here this past Friday. She's super nice and funny and of course as expected super sexy. She made my first experience, a perfect one and I definitely plan to visit Sheri's Ranch and her more often.

I have kept my promise to Miss Sassy and myself. “…I [have found] my way back into her arms.”

But, I am now in the midst of an even greater dilemma;

I long to see her again…

For just a glimpse; for a vapor of a second.

For in that moment, my heart experiences a joy beyond all mortal description.

The kind of joy many hear recounted in the epic fables of old, but few fortunate souls shall ever taste in their pitiful lifetime.

The kind of joy many shall vaguely see upon the distant horizon, but few-to-none shall ever touch in the here-and-now.

I long only to see her…

For my soul aches with each ragged breath I have taken since the last time I spied her across the crowded room.

I long to see her again…

A request only a fool would dare utter, and the dullard dare expect.

Yes, I long only to see her but once again…

For me, that would be more than enough.

My wife and I had a very lovely couple's party with Sassy this past weekend. She's sweet and sensual, but also quirky and delightful. She's clearly at ease with both genders and plays well in groups. She filled the bedroom not only with sexy fun but a good dose of laughter, too. She's a delightful sprite of a lady and, we miss her already.

I have a dilemma.
I am torn.

Do I tell you the truth about how pretty, beautiful, multi-talented, and intelligent Sassy really is; or do I lie in a pitiful attempt to keep her all to myself?

I shall tell the truth! Nothing less will do, and she deserves it.

My original plan was to visit Sheri’s Ranch for a day-or-two, but then I met Sassy.
I extended my stay three extra days so I could spend every possible waking moment with her. And also, I couldn’t bear to leave her.

OK. So where should I start?

With her captivating mind? How her delightful stories kept me enthralled for hours-on-end?
Or with her blue eyes? I fell in deep and I got lost there, and I’m not quite sure I’ve found my way back out.
Or with the cute way her nose would wrinkle when she was thinking about something, or recounting one of her stories?
Or with the effervescent sparkle of her smile? A spark that not only lit up the entire room, but the entirety of my life.
Or with the sexy, sensuous curves of a real, natural woman?
I could go on and on and on about her, but it would take eons to tell the full story.

All I know is that I will not rest until I find my way back into her arms.