Mary Monroe

Hi, I’m Mary.

Mary Monroe.

I may work at a brothel, but I’m not your ordinary “hoe.”

When I entered the European sex industry, I was just hired to give the guys a show.

I’m a master’s level schoolteacher turned professional exotic dancer,

When the Spanish stage screamed my name, guess what was my answer?

Not only did I reply “yes” to the pole,

But when I was offered an orgy, I just couldn’t resist the allure.

See, I’m a lover by nature, a master seductress at play,

I slept with 100 men before the brothel’s door ever called my name.

I guess that’s what happens when a good girl loves sex,

And then figures out how to turn her passion into checks.

With no family to appease, only societal norms to tease.

I’m the woman who will make you go weak in the knees.

Whether it’s through the ultimate stripper experience or a wifely-like squeeze,

I’ll leave you feeling loved and aroused, with a happy ending guaranteed.

There’s a lot that I can offer with my wide expertise, but here are some examples of my creative specialties:

1) The Ultimate Stripper Experience
If you’ve ever been to a strip club, you’d probably agree when I say that men are literally paying for blue balls. You know how it goes- you book that private dance with your favorite lady, she’s rubbing all over your John Hancock, you’re touching her breasts and thrusting your hips into her pelvis dying to be inside her, but those multiple layers of clothing, and US law, prohibit the deed to be done. How frustrating for all parties involved. Well, what if I told you that I found a solution for this painful problem? Here at Sheri’s Ranch, we have a beautiful BDSM dungeon with a golden stripper pole made for me. I’ll seat you on the black leather couch in front of the stage and let you watch me in awe as I give you the sensational striptease and lavish lap dance you’ll remember forever. Although I begin on the pole, I’ll end on top of yours. Boom. Fantasy fulfilled.

Why torture your boys when you can visit Mary, also known in Vegas as “Jesus’s favorite stripper,” who will give you the Ultimate Exotic Dancer Experience, exclusively at Sheri’s Ranch.

PS: Don’t forget to bring a few wads of ones to make it rain on top of me. Dollar bills make me dance harder ;)

2) Goddess Worshipping Session
Have you ever wanted to worship a woman so deeply that you would kiss the ground that she walks on? Now is your chance to adore a real-life goddess incarnate as you focus purely on my pleasure. Allow your natural curiosity to explore my body take over. Derobe me slowly, caress my every curve, lick my every crevice, and envelope me in pure pleasure. Draw me a bubble bath dripping in rose petals and I’ll bless you with divine sight and a taste of heaven. If you have a special foot fetish, this worship experience is perfect for you, and there’s no place a high priestess desires more than Sheri’s Roman Bungalow for our sacred sexy session. With an air of ancient courtesan, let’s travel back in time to the era of the goddess. Call today to book with Mary Monroe, a woman truly worth worshipping.

3) Trophy Wife-Me-Up Experience
Can we just humbly acknowledge that I am the absolute full package and the wifey of your dreams? A loyal lady in the streets and a dirty freak in the sheets, an adorable intellect with a heart of gold with an irreplaceable energy. I can nurture your soul like a loving mother, or I can sexually shake your body to your core. I can make you laugh until you cry or have you screaming in orgasmic bliss. I can hold hour-long conversations about the meaning of life or take you in the shower for a passion-filled quickie. I make perfect trophy wife material so why not treat me like one? Let’s pretend we are on our honeymoon and rent out Sheri’s Safari bungalow as we deeply explore our animal instincts and human nature in the comfort of our own private love shack. Bonding activities like Latin dance classes, mutual massages, bubble baths, and a delicious dinner with drinks are staples in this wifey experience. Jewelry is lovingly accepted, and overnight stays are welcomed to seal the deal on our ethically non-monogamous marriage. Call Sheri’s now to reserve our nuptials.

*Disclaimer: Investing in this intimate experience may make you fall in love with me.

4) College Cuties Experience
Remember all those spicy sex scenes from movies shot at a university like in American Pie? Let’s recreate that in my room! Imagine this: You walk into the bar at Sheri’s and see me sitting at a booth surrounded by books and writing in a journal. I look up from my studies and lock eyes with you. We both feel the electric connection right away and you flirtatiously give me a wink. I respond with a sly smile. You order a beer and nod for me to join you. I slowly get up and walk your way. Mesmerized, time seems to stop for both of us. I put my hand on your shoulder and whisper sweet nothings into your ear. With a look of shock in your eyes, you chug your beer and hold onto my hand as I lead you straight out of the bar, down the hallway, and into my bedroom. Then we do what two horny college kids would do.

*Special note for freshman virgins, I promise to be that sexy senior girl who rocks your world and leaves you with an unforgettable first time. Enroll in Sheri’s University and plan your “meet-cute” with me today. ;)

5) Sex Coaching Session
This option is for all the sex nerds out there, the brown-nosing goodie two-shoes who strive to be better and better in the bedroom and sincerely want to be schooled by a sexpert on how to make love. Having a Master’s in Education, Bachelor’s in Psychology, a certification in life coaching, and an innumerable series of one-night stands across Europe, I am well prepared to give you the ultimate lesson in lovemaking, which includes a final test and evaluation upon the completion of our time together. They don’t call me “Miss” for nothing. ;) This is your golden opportunity to take initiative, try new positions, and get immediate feedback. Learn how to make a girl feel comfortable enough slide into submission, to wildly orgasm, and even to squirt. If you are invested in developing your sexual skills to woo a woman at work or to feel more confident in dating, you won’t be able to find this kind of intimate coaching anywhere else but with Miss Mary Monroe. Although I can school you in my bedroom, the ideal location for this experience is in Sheri’s Playland where there is quite literally a classroom setup as well as a lavish living room scene, an office area, a locker room with spa and jacuzzi, a massage parlor with sex swing, and a geisha bedroom. You are expected to seduce your teacher, so aim high and give it your best shot. Contact Sheri’s to enroll in Miss Mary Monroe’s Sexy School today. Class begins now.

6) “Just A Massage” Experience
If you are in a morally or legally binding relationship that you want to honor, but at the same time, you recognize your need for human touch, the “Just A Massage” experience is a great option for you. There is no vaginal penetration included so the sole focus is on a full-body sensual, erotic, and tantric massage with an optional happy ending. If you’d like to make me happy too, I’d love nothing more than a mutual pleasure massage with no limits on where you can touch me. We can have a sexy and slippery time in the specialty Nuru massage room, where I practice the art of this Japanese technique, or we can use my oils in any room. Either way, a guilt-free pleasurable time is guaranteed.

*It’s important to note that I am certified in Reiki and other energetic healing modalities. During the massage I can align your chakras, cleanse your aura, and replenish your energetic body. You will leave good as new! Call Sheri’s to book your justified “Just a Massage” sensual experience with the sweet and professional Mary Monroe today.

7) Bi-Sexploration Session
This one is for all my ladies who are finally ready to explore their natural curiosity for the female body, whether that be my body or yours, with or without your male partner. Believe me, I know what it feels like to be confused about your sudden sexual attraction to women and I’d be honored to coach you through this phase of your development because you deserve to live out your fantasies and move into a deeper level of sexual self-awareness and fulfillment. There’s something about being kissed by a woman that has the power to change your life. Let me be that woman for you. There is no other place that will make you feel as safe, sacred, and honored than in my warm embrace here at Sheri’s. With my extensive academic background and natural empathic acuities, I have successfully coached hundreds of women to mentally, emotionally, and physically liberate themselves to a whole new level of sexual freedom. Throughout the years, I have learned that sometimes we just need someone to give us that tacit permission to break the norms and follow our hearts. I am gifting you with that say-so now. Let me be your fantasy fulfilled. Let me be your little lesbian lover. Let me open your mind, and legs, to a deeper pleasure than you’ve ever known.

*Threesomes are enthusiastically welcomed. In fact, they are my favorite! Allow me if I may, to be the third wheel in your relationship, a consistent sex kitten that reignites the passion in your marriage, and the unique unicorn that adds the spiciness to your sex life. I can be it all and give you my all. Book that special 1:1 time with Mary today.

8) Orgy Party Experience
I love orgies. Period. Especially with other ladies at Sheri’s. Let’s do it in our voyeur room where we can watch it on screen like our own porno. Reserve some sexy time with your own little whore, Mary Monroe, now.

I do hope you enjoyed fantasizing about me while reading through my bio and I hope even more to see you soon, boo! Email me if you have any questions, comments, or requests. Keep in mind that I am not allowed to talk price until I have you cornered on the couch in my room. Meow!

Stay kind and kinky, my friends!

With love,

Mary Monroe

XOXO